Where has Keith Olberman gone? When will he be back?

Like a junkie needing his fix, I don’t think I could of sanely transversed the reality of the Bush administration without Keith Olbermann. Smart ass Olbermann was there with the facts about the naivety of the mildly retarded Dubya and his toy hammer of Christian justice, Dick Cheney. Don’t leave me for too long Keith. Sure, I can get a fix of rationality from Lawrence and Rachel, but it doesn’t taste the same. I find myself day dreaming that you and Janeane Garofalo ran away together; soon to be followed by Rachel Maddow is a spectacular three-way liberal love-fest. Leaving me with a huge ugly wart on the end of my cock named Chris Matthews. Oh, the horror. The horror.

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It’s about justice!! To be tried as a black adult? How unfair is this? Scaggs is her only hope now. If it wasn’t for Brook Alverez on the fact zone, we may never have learned about this travesty of a sham of a shakedown of a travesty of a sham.

For my mom, Patton Oswalt and Louis CK

For my mother, the greatest mom EVER!, who has yet to enjoy my favorite comedians: Patton Oswalt and Louis CK

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Patton Oswalt – Einstein’s Food Poisoning
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A failure pile in a sadness bowl

Louis CK may be the greatest comedian working today. Here he is bragging about being white.. . .

Steve Martin: Atheists don’t have no songs

I’ve always loved Steve Martin

Report from the Tom Delay sentencing

My doctor’s office is not far from the courthouse here in Austin, Texas. After my appointment I heard on the radio that Tom Delay was being sentenced after being found guilty of money laundering and giving corporate money to Republicans politicians. So, I drove over and watched the last of the trial. And there he was, in all his glory, the Houston pest control technician and former speaker of the house of reps, Tom Delay. I was surprised the courtroom wasn’t full. There was plenty of sittin’ room.

I arrived during the weird defense of his character. His attorney, Dick DeGuerin, was reciting all the great political wrangling Delay has done for Texas; the roads he built, saving NASA, bla, bla, bla. To me, being an exceptional politician doesn’t speak to his character; rather, the opposite seems true. Nothing out of the ordinary was said about the man.

During the breaks I couldn’t help but notice he was smiling. His family was in tears; clutching each other thru the proceedings. It was that weird smarmy smile he carries that unnerved me. Also, he has an enormous head on a little stocky build. More elf-like than human.

During his elocution he argued that he really believed he did nothing wrong. (Not a smart move after being found guilty.) Not a word was said by his big head that he recognized his guilt. The facts of the case were damning. Why else would he launder the money thru the RNCC if he thought what he was doing was legal? His arrogance was insufferable. And, to my surprise, he even spoke to that. He told the judge that.. . “If I’m guilty of anything it’s arrogance. Which I like to call Texas cocky.” The judge smiled.

Delay also claimed that our society was “criminalizing politics.” A weird argument. Let’s be clear. Delay broke the law. Clearly. There was no ambiguity. Every politician has known, as did Delay, that giving corporate money to Texas politicians is against the law. Delay also claimed that his wife, who is suffering bad health, was suffering more because this trial has been looming over them for five years. Why “the hammer” would believe this was of concern to the court is strange. These were five years of Delay’s delays.

No one spoke to Delay’s real crimes against humanity. If you haven’t read the whole story on Delay check out. . . . The real scandal of Tom DeLay The following is the true story of Tom Delay: the man with a callous disregard for human life:

The real scandal of Tom DeLay

May 09, 2005

Forget the freebie trips across the Atlantic and the Pacific. Forget the casinos and the allegedly illicit contributions — they represent only degrees of avarice.

To grasp the moral bankruptcy of the public Tom DeLay, the House majority leader, you only have to know about Frank Murkowski and Saipan.

Today, Frank Murkowki is the governor of Alaska, but from 1980 to 2002, he was a conservative Republican senator from Alaska.

How conservative? His voting record earned him zero ratings from organized labor’s AFLCIO and the liberal Americans for Democratic Action, and perfect 100s from the U.S. Chamber of Commerce and the American Conservative Union.

But as chairman of the Senate Energy and Natural Resources Committee, Frank Murkowski became furious at the abusive sweatshop conditions endured by workers, overwhelmingly immigrants, in the U.S. territory of the Northern Mariana Islands, of which Saipan is the capital.

Because they were produced in a territory of the United States, garments traveled tariff-free and quota-free to the profitable U.S. market and were entitled to display the coveted “Made in the USA” label.

Among the manufacturers that had profited from the un-free labor market on the island were Tommy Hilfiger USA, Gap, Calvin Klein and Liz Claiborne.

Moved by the sworn testimony of U.S. officials and human-rights advocates that the 91 percent of the workforce who were immigrants — from China, the Philippines, Sri Lanka and Bangladesh — were being paid barely half the U.S. minimum hourly wage and were forced to live behind barbed wire in squalid shacks minus plumbing, work 12 hours a day, often seven days a week, without any of the legal protections U.S. workers are guaranteed, Murkowski wrote a bill to extend the protection of U.S. labor and minimum-wage laws to the workers in the U.S. territory of the Northern Marianas.

So compelling was the case for change the Alaska Republican marshaled that in early 2000, the U.S. Senate unanimously passed the Murkowski worker reform bill.

But one man primarily stopped the U.S. House from even considering that worker-reform bill: then-House Republican Whip Tom DeLay.

According to law firm records recently made public, lobbyist Jack Abramoff, paid millions to stop reform and keep the status quo, met personally at least two dozen times with DeLay on the subject in one two-year period. The DeLay staff was often in daily contact with Abramoff.

DeLay traveled with his family and staff over New Year’s of 1997 on an Abramoff scholarship endowed by his client, the government of the territory, to the Marianas, where golf and snorkeling were enjoyed.

DeLay fully approved of the working and living conditions. The Texan’s salute to the owners and Abramoff’s government clients was recorded by ABC-TV News: “You are a shining light for what is happening to the Republican Party, and you represent everything that is good about what we are trying to do in America and leading the world in the free-market system”

What a scum bag. Truly, “the hammer” is a sick twisted individual who deserves to go to prison. Three years is too short. Delay is out on bail pending appeal, but I hope some other prisoner will wipe that smile off his face when he is finally forced to do time in a pound-you-in-the-ass-prison. Good riddance.

The Pope is Evil

Yes, the following video is vulgar, but what the Pope does is much, much worse. Plus, this makes me laugh.

Sam Harris – – – the problem with religious moderation

My favorite Atheist – – – Sam Harris

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Merry Christmas to the charlatan Deepak Chopra

Holy crap. I forgot to post my favorite christmas song.


Merry Fucking Christmas
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Sam Harris and Michael Shermer vs. Deepak Chopra and Jean Houston

Do yourself a favor and watch the whole series. Sam Harris slaps down Deepak Chopra.

HARDCORE FLUTE!

Flute

A letter to a former Christian Nation

We need to let this Christian country know why Jesus has deserted us. Why has decadency and greed enveloped this once great nation? I fear we are suffering from a severe large Jesus shortage. I wouldn’t be surprised if the United States has dropped to number 7 or 8 in rankings of Jesus by square footage.

On June 14th of this year we lost touchdown Jesus due to daddy lightning. And then, bam!, Poland came out of last place to consecrate the world’s largest Jesus in November. Fucking Poland!

Just to re-cap, lets look at the scoreboard under the biggest Jesus category. USA: 0 , Poland: 1. Are you going to take that lying down Christian America?!? As far as I’m concerned we can’t call this a real Christian nation if Poland has the largest Jesus. How can anyone?

Christendom was built on the best is biggest principle. Like the Pope, whoever has the biggest hat gets to be in charge. (They won’t let you into the Vatican if your hat is bigger.) We need a bigger Jesus.

If you want this to be Christian nation again it is upon the Christians of America to rededicate themselves and bring honor back to this country. Currently that Polack Jesus is 108 feet tall – (Jesus didn’t use no metric system, why should we?)

I say we build a one thousand foot Jesus. Lets hold that record for all times. This time he should be animatronic. We’ve never had this kind of technology before. Maybe the new giant Jesus should do more than point down at the sinners. Let’s make it so he can talk with a big booming voice, “I am the big Jesus. You will bow down before me, sinners!!!” (I’ll work the mic.)

And then, once a day, as pilgrims gather at sunset, on the shore of a crystal lake in the mountains, the giant Jesus would scold everyone, pull down its pants, squat, and shit out a huge of steaming pile of loathing and shame. (mixed in with a little poop.) I imagine that pile would look and smell like Ann Coulter.

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Let’s bring Jesus back to this country.

The Pope is trying to rape your child

I am shocked. Shocked, I say, to learn that the Catholic church is now mired in another banking scandal. Money laundering scandal rocks Vatican Bank

Who would of thought that people that work in a child rape cult would lie about money?

Systemic child rape has been going on in the Catholic Church for decades; maybe centuries and the best we can do is get them for wire fraud. There’s no ambiguity. There’s no challenge to the facts or the morality of what’s been going on. I don’t know anyone that is pro- child rape. And still, there they are: The Catholic Church child rape gang.

From the very beginning the Catholic Church has used a systematic approach to dealing with the accusations. Coerce, deny, lie, accuse the accuser, and when confronted with the truth, claim ignorance. Apparently the Church has been allowed a line item veto of the 10 commandments when it comes to lying.

Sinéad O’Connor tore up a picture of the pope on Saturday Night live in October of 1992. No one listened when she told them why. No one could believe that large numbers of priests were raping children. Maybe that is what this is about. Maybe the public just hasn’t accepted the facts. Do yourself a favor, click thru youtube find out for yourself. Listen to the victims themselves and maybe the fog of religion will depart your mind.

Lets be clear. This isn’t a child abuse sex scandal in the Catholic Church. Catholic priests didn’t just molest children. They brutally raped them. Over, and over, and over again. Today those kids, now adults, are broken. Hundreds of thousands of them. Broken before they had their first kiss; before their first date.

Don’t be confused by the language the Catholic rapists would prefer to use. These rapes are horrific. If you consider the number of suicides involved, these rapes were also deadly. Imagine if you were raped and your rapist contended that you were at fault; that you wanted it; that you were damned to hell for all eternity for lying about such things. Now imagine that the police and everyone in the community believed the rapist.

Now we know. We have proof. We have extensive confessions from the rapists themselves. We know the catholic church knew and helped cover up these rapes. If that wasn’t enough, the church also did their best to hide those pedophile priests, knowing full well those men would continue in their compulsion to rape children. It was more than depraved indifference. The Catholic church knew, and appeared to desire, their priests to continue raping children. It’s still going on. It hasn’t stopped because the media has shown a light on the issue. It hasn’t stopped because the Pope absurdly told them to stop.

The religious disconnect

No. The earth was not created six thousand years ago. The creationist position of “because-the-so” isn’t the other side of any kind of argument. The creationists are wrong; end of story; Katy bar the door. The creationists reality is not reality. There is no ambiguity – just religious nonsense.

Today I watch in horror as normally rational people defend child rape the same way fans of Michael Jackson defended him. “Because-the-So.” That turd under the pillow continues manifest itself as a sincere religious disconnect that makes me wonder if I’ve overdosed on crazy pills. Was that a LSD/rufee/peyote cocktail or has child rape been legalized? Why hasn’t our government begun legal proceedings against this organized child rape gangs? Because the so.

Which is worse: a pedophile priest that is currently raping 5-10 children a week and is always working toward raping more? Or, is it the apologist, the defender of the child rapists?

Ron Johnson is now a Senator from Wisconsin. Keith Olbermann called out this despicable human being. Check it out:

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Sen. Johnson opposed a Wisconsin bill that would have made it easier for child sex abuse victims to sue their abusers. The bill would have eliminated the time limit for future victims to bring a lawsuit, and would have opened a three year window to sue for past victims whose time limit had already expired.

Sen. Johnson is a monster. Don’t be fooled by these monsters, these psychopaths. The Catholic Church does not speak for Jesus. It has no morality at all. Just ask the Pope if condoms cause AIDS. Regardless of recent papal proclamations the Catholic Church continues to teach this deadly nonsense to millions of illiterate Africans who don’t know that the Pope lies. Time and time again, with deadly consequences.

The catholic church is evil. The Pope is evil. Just saying he is not Because-the-So is not an acceptable answer.